Strange men with cameras? Them Telling you they’re making a documentary, on Hotels? and then lying!? Well, our wonderful and beautiful model Jessica has a perfect outfit for such a strange occasion.
If you ever find yourself in a hotel without memory, the first thing you should do, is to order our one of a kind hand made made outfits seen above. If this doesn’t help your memory you’ll get a 100% your money back guarantee maybe.
We also totally guarantee that you “won’t” get kidnapped wearing this 105% safe outfit.
***WARNING: WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR YOU DISAPPEARING TO [REDACTED] UNDER STRANGE CIRCUMSTANCES FROM WEARING THIS OUTFIT. THANK YOU***
Jeffrey Koval modeling one of his earliest works, GREEN FEATHERS 2010
Jeffrey’s design shown here is perfect for any occasion. Whether it be exercise or meet-ups, this outfit is a must. The black coat and stripes are sure to be an eye-catcher, but be careful not to catch the eye of any naked crawling monsters or the stray murderous and possessed best friend!
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Tim W. modeling his soon to be released design, GUILTY.
In each of his works, Tim W[REDACTED] puts on an act. Creating new characters and personalities in each outfit. GUILTY , like Tim’s past designs, are more practical than flashy. The practicalness makes this look perfect for looking deep into your past and yelling at graffiti.
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Our rarely seen high end model, The operator, Shows off one of the more elegant designs this year “What the fuck”
What The Fuck Is a design that best suits skinny, tall, faceless people, but don’t let that discourage you!
The tie with the suit really lets people know that you mean business! and the contrasting colors help you stand out among the crowd.
The What The Fuck Looks best in dim hallways, and standing in the grass. But no matter where you are, you are sure to look your best, and maybe unnerve some people.
*****WARNING WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU TURNING INTO AN UNKNOWN ENTITY AND RUINING YOUR FRIENDS LIVES. THANK YOU***
Sarah [REDACTED] showing off her first look that brought her into the fashion world, WOODLAND MISERY.
Sarah [REDACTED] is an absolute blessing to casual fashion, Her use of [REDACTED] and minimalist design really bring out the locations of her shootings, the great [REDACTED] of the world.They also draw out a certain [REDACTED] in each of her works. Despite her recently going to [REDACTED] [REDACTED] she continues to [REDACTED] and support her fellow fashion lovers.
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Our oldest model, Jay, best know for his outfit BANG decided to show us one of his most underrated outfits BROWN JACKET™
With BROWN JACKET™ you can really go out on the town showing off your style, and how much little money you probably have.
This BROWN JACKET™ gets people thinking things such as “Wow, I wish I had a jacket like that, maybe my only friend won’t abandon me if I wear that” Or even, “wow”.
Not only can you walk around town with this, you can also open safes and stalk your past friends with ease while staying warm.